Sarah Jane uimitoarea pulă de supt

Hey Fuckers, yep it's me, Paul Taylor, you know me by now, your everyday comic book,

computer game and movie fan, yep I'm a bit of a nerd, so sue me, but I've loved my everyday

life with a difference, I conned first time girls into porn, promising them fame and fortune

and off come the fucking pandas, I even convinced porn stars that I'm a big shot model agent,

along with Scarlett Grey, my sexy ass camera lady and my mates who get some of the poon